15 People Who Should
Not Be Allowed Back
In The Kitchen
You know that person who has a "special
dish" that they love to make, but it's actually disgusting? And they
always want to make their garbage food when you come over? And you don't know
how to tell them that you'd rather eat your own feces, so you either gag it
down or pull the Seinfeld mutton move?
Well, that person isn't the worst of them. In fact, after seeing this list, you might consider yourself lucky. Bon appetit!
Well, that person isn't the worst of them. In fact, after seeing this list, you might consider yourself lucky. Bon appetit!
1. Congrats, you managed to turn caramel into the
heart of Mount Doom
2. Cool, a tumor...
3. Did you create a pizza pop bomb?
4. Oil and water
A really fun combination if you want to be dead
and/or homeless
5. If you can't handle the heat
6. Do you know what makes asparagus even better?
7. Probably this happened...
You are never too good for a measuring cup.
8. Blackened turds
Thank god for the pumpkin jelly and raspberry
garnish. Really saves the dish...
9. And it resulted in this. (Briefly about how I cook)
That's one expensive pot of rice.
10. This is exactly what happens when you let a Paleo
into your kitchen
You think you're getting pizza, and then they
serve you some cauliflower scrambled eggs trash with turkey pepperoni. Then you
choke on a chunk of almond meal and die.
11. You actually managed to make bacon unappetizing
12. If you need to hide from whatever you are
cooking... Just don't cook it.
13. If you can't cook with Teflon...
14. What were you trying to do?
15. Real Italian Pasta chef.
